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Life before the computer

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  • An application was for employment
  • A program was a TV show
  • A cursor used profanity
  • A keyboard was a piano
  • Memory was something that you lost with age
  • A CD was a bank account
  • Compress was something you did to garbage…Not something you did to a file
  • If you unzipped anything in public you would be in jail for awhile!
  • Log on was adding wood to a fire
  • Hard drive was a long trip on the road
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  • A backup happened to your commode!
  • Cut – you did with a pocket knife
  • Paste – you did with glue
  • A web was a spider’s home
  • A virus was the flu!
  • A crash could cause death (computer crashes only make you wish you were dead)
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